Malibu Steve RSB: I could pee in a cup, add some selizer water and sea monkeys and it'd taste better
Malibu Steve RSB: One of my professors used to be the superindent for Orchard park school and he was being sued
by this guy that claimed he was caused great pain by getting wooden sliver in his ass from the bleechers
Malibu Steve RSB:
that's not even the best part
Malibu Steve RSB: He took it to court
Malibu Steve RSB: and won
Malibu Steve RSB: the
bleechers were steel
Malibu Steve RSB: You know what you should do?
Flutie14787: what?
Malibu Steve RSB: Invent bacon flavored toothpaste!
Flutie14787:
why?
Flutie14787: and are you drinking?
Malibu Steve RSB: No
Malibu Steve RSB: I just ate some bacon, and I got to
thinking how good it tastes
Malibu Steve RSB: I have nerve dmange because of Gitauar hero II
Malibu Steve RSB: Maybe i'm destien to get a surgey and become the best human on the face of the planet
Flutie14787:
doubtful
Malibu Steve RSB: your right, Steve Perry is around
Malibu Steve RSB: When bills comes he put them in his walls
Malibu Steve RSB: and then his dogs eat them on accicent
trying to munch on the wall
Malibu Steve RSB: I always make fun of his dogs
Flutie14787: how can he afford to feed them?
Malibu
Steve RSB: He has a whole house
Malibu Steve RSB: That's a lot of wall
Malibu Steve RSB: I've lived in Chautauqua Co. my whole 23 years of existence, I never once went to or had the desire
to go to the Institution. The Institution to me represents a enclave of Ohio. I've never been a fan of enclaves.
Flutie14787: someone attacked Elie Wiesel, the guy that wrote that holocaust book we read in 6th grade
Malibu Steve
RSB: I bet it was Prince William, he's a swastictic wearing whitey
Malibu Steve RSB: He punted a football, collected the worlds sins and it went into outerspace
Malibu Steve RSB: that's
why we have the moon
Malibu Steve RSB: it's the truth
Malibu Steve RSB: The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Brian Moorman 3. Cancer
Malibu Steve RSB: Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Brian Moorman has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Malibu Steve RSB: The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Brian Moorman
played in second grade.
Malibu Steve RSB: Micheal Jackson, he's a alright guy
He can't be outdone, and he's really shy
He may like to have
sex with young boys
But that's from his upbringing in Illionos
He father was joe, and he liked to beat
Everyday he
had that mentrstal flow, like a trader on Wall street.
Mr. Jacksons whole family is fucked
Tito, to laytaoa and janet..you
know her low code of conduct.
Showing the goods to a sold out crowd.
That areoal could have been in the shape of a mushroom
cloud.
From the F.C.C. to the L.A.P.D.
the jacksons are as fucked up as the back roads of Tennesee.
Malibu Steve RSB:
Micheal Micheal, what is up?
giving kids wine filled dixies cups?
Get them drunk, make them
loopy
Fuck them like there groupies
Malibu Steve RSB: I don't agree with this bullshit..but you can't aquit, it ain't legite, motherfuckers still call out
your name like your the shit.
Messed up world in which we inhabit. Old white dudes fucking kids like rabbits.
Malibu Steve RSB: He's a sesative little unicorn
Malibu Steve RSB: my fingers are like jello
lutie14787: they're going to make a movie about Hogzilla
Malibu Steve RSB: hogzilla?
Malibu Steve RSB: Did I miss
something?
Flutie14787: it was that huge ass pig that ran around Georgia back in 05
Malibu Steve RSB: Charles Barkley?
Malibu Steve RSB: Michelle screwed me out of 20 bucks and made me feel guilty for vomiting
Malibu Steve RSB: fucking
CUNT
Malibu Steve RSB: I bet her recitial was in the last couple weeks
Malibu Steve RSB: I hope she chocked on the microphone
and punked all over the staged
Malibu Steve RSB: and cried and ran off the stage but hit the wall
Malibu Steve RSB: and got knocked the fuck out
Malibu Steve RSB: and some girl had to give her mouth to mouth
Malibu
Steve RSB: and michelle slipped her the tounge
Malibu Steve RSB: and got kicked out of school for asul;ut
Malibu Steve
RSB: and won't graduate
Malibu Steve RSB: 'memeber my history teacher named festus?
Flutie14787: yeah
Malibu Steve RSB: he got fired
Malibu
Steve RSB: mid semster
Malibu Steve RSB: this semster
Flutie14787: what did he do?
Malibu Steve RSB: from what Iheard
he inapporatily touched a student during advising
Malibu Steve RSB: he was teaching two classes, all the classes got cancled
and students got what grades they had and a chance to take a final perpared by the dept. head= easy A
Malibu Steve RSB:
He was rude
Malibu Steve RSB: and obnoixious
Malibu Steve RSB: he called me Dr. Bennett
Malibu Steve RSB: I wanted
tostab him
Malibu Steve RSB: he was an asshole
Malibu Steve RSB: I don't remember much of saturday
Flutie14787: that bad huh?
Malibu Steve RSB: I didn't mean
to
Malibu Steve RSB: it just kinda happaned
Malibu Steve RSB: If you think about drinking pabst you'll realize that your white trash
Malibu Steve RSB: I'm
not ready to admit that
Malibu Steve RSB: she's going to do more firsts in her teaching carrer
Malibu Steve RSB: Frist one to get fired
Malibu
Steve RSB: frist one to sleep with a student
Malibu Steve RSB: frist one to get dis-credided
Malibu Steve RSB: and frist
one who turns to selling tricks
Malibu Steve RSB: so her getting a job, is just one of many frists she'll have on me
Flutie14787: we're under a tornado watch until 12:00 AM
Malibu Steve RSB: Get in the bathtub
Malibu Steve RSB: That waldo is a son of a bitch
Flutie14787: what did waldo do?
Malibu Steve RSB: I can't find
him
Malibu Steve RSB: Carmen San Deigo is married to Waldo
Flutie14787: how did that happen?
Malibu Steve RSB: An Accapella
singing wizard
Malibu Steve RSB: Picutre it, the year 1992, waldo went to a medevil fair in Nashville T.N. and he not only
found where in the world carmen San Deigo was has hiding, but also got gum on his shoe
Malibu Steve RSB: The rest is, as
they say is history
Flutie14787: did Rockapella tell this story?
Malibu Steve RSB: it's a romantic tale...it was frist
written by Aseop but recreated in 1992
Malibu Steve RSB: The moral of the story was, don't judge a book by a cover...waldo
isn't circled in the rest of the fucking book
Malibu Steve RSB: That Aesop loved to swear
Malibu Steve RSB: and drink
beers with all his bitches
Malibu Steve RSB: he gets really drunk and see's things
Malibu Steve RSB: the end
Malibu Steve RSB: In other news
Malibu Steve RSB: I hate micheal Macdonald
Flutie14787: the guy from the doobie
brothers?
Malibu Steve RSB: Yea, he made them the douchey brothers
Flutie14787: any exciting for the weekend?
Malibu Steve RSB: I'm going to shower and go on offical police busniess
Malibu Steve RSB: My dog loves licking beer cans
Malibu Steve RSB: It is his most favorite pastime
Malibu Steve RSB: I dobut there is going to be any hot girls at Kellys Hotel
Malibu Steve RSB: well expect for you
and Jaime
maluvspaint: yeah...there's usually alot of guys there tehe
maluvspaint: exactly! haha
Malibu Steve RSB:
Yea, what is up with that
Malibu Steve RSB: Where do all the girls go from Ripley?
maluvspaint: probably at home watching
or making babies haha
Malibu Steve RSB: hahah
Malibu Steve RSB: That says infinite volumes about the Ripley guys/dads!
Malibu Steve RSB: I'm hungry
Malibu Steve RSB: fuck
Malibu Steve RSB: i'm going to larrys
Flutie14787: I'm having
tuna fish
Malibu Steve RSB: i'm having a shimp basket
Malibu Steve RSB: from larrys
Malibu Steve RSB: in your honor
Malibu Steve RSB: when using a eletric screw driver, make sure it is fully charged
Malibu Steve RSB: They did it on south park
Flutie14787: so it wasn't the one where John's mom made him brownies and
he ate them all day?
Malibu Steve RSB: John's mom put paint chips in them and john got retarded
Malibu Steve RSB: and
killed a bunch of terroists in ATL
Malibu Steve RSB: There is a war going down there
Malibu Steve RSB: Civil war 2,
but they don't know it yet
Flutie14787: is it as bad as the war in Titusville, PA over Meth labs?
Malibu Steve RSB:
I could go for some meth right now
Malibu Steve RSB: I'm kinda sluggish
Flutie14787: stupid Indiana, you're in it for 12 miles before turning north into Michigan. They upped the toll
along that section from 45 to 75 cents
Malibu Steve RSB: damnations
Flutie14787: some company from Spain bought it last
year and Indiana gave them control of the interstate for the next 75 years
Malibu Steve RSB: what the fuck?
Flutie14787:
one of the first steps toward privatization of the interstates
Malibu Steve RSB: God damn, tolls will never go away
Flutie14787:
I know
Malibu Steve RSB: Some group of trolls will buy all the bridges
Malibu Steve RSB: and we will be totally fucked
Malibu
Steve RSB: That is really messed up
Malibu Steve RSB: Indiaian of all places to
Malibu Steve RSB: Mid-West, Christantians,
Americans down to their red state
Malibu Steve RSB: WTF
Malibu Steve RSB: Nor would I want to be now
Flutie14787:
if you have their special IZoom thing you would get a discount on all tolls back to the original price they just changed
Malibu
Steve RSB: IZOOM
Malibu Steve RSB: That sounds like a tracking device
Malibu Steve RSB: hahah
Flutie14787: it's their
version of EZ Pass
Malibu Steve RSB: Damn, I'm on a conspiracy theroy
Flutie14787: but at a huge discount of toll prices
Malibu
Steve RSB: that's why they go up
Malibu Steve RSB: to make the difffences, for people like dixon, you and I
Malibu Steve
RSB: I want to go burn springfield indiana down to the group
Malibu Steve RSB: and sweep it into the missrior river!!!!
Malibu
Steve RSB: fucking assholes
Malibu Steve RSB: ground
Malibu Steve RSB: damn
Malibu Steve RSB: I'm getting worked
up
Malibu Steve RSB: Travlers that have no choice but to take their toll roads
Flutie14787: I know
Flutie14787: it's
a sham
Flutie14787: what's he been doing for a job this winter?
Malibu Steve RSB: xbox
Malibu Steve RSB: not even 360
malibusteversb: Is it bad that I already feel like drinking
Flutie14787: yes
malibusteversb: damn I need a drink
Flutie14787:
you're now an alcoholic
Flutie14787: it's before noon
Flutie14787: and it's not st. patricks day
malibusteversb:
I'll wait untill 12:01
malibusteversb: What is the theory behind "siffing gas"
Flutie14787: what?
malibusteversb: Like you suck through
a tube, and you put the tube in the air, than gas comes out
malibusteversb: What is the scientic name for hat?
malibusteversb:
that
Flutie14787: siphoning gas?
malibusteversb: yea
malibusteversb: You use some presure something or other
Flutie14787:
hydrostatic pressure
Flutie14787: are you stealing gas?
malibusteversb: No, I don't know why I thought of that while
showering
malibusteversb: I'm strange
malibusteversb: Cottage cheese is the shit
Flutie14787: haha you love that stuff
malibusteversb: I love it, i shower
in that shit
Flutie14787: you're a juke box hero
malibusteversb: This I know, for the Bible tells me so
malibusteversb: Glow in the dark condoms, thoughts?
Flutie14787: sound dangerous
Flutie14787: what makes them glow
in the dark?
malibusteversb: I don't know
malibusteversb: elves
Flutie14787: radioactive materials?
malibusteversb:
Sure, or lemons and limes
malibusteversb: and vagina juice
malibusteversb: Linda Hamilton is a fox
malibusteversb: I hate being sick
malibusteversb: I've never laid around this much
Flutie14787: what's so sick?
malibusteversb:
I have a cold, my head hurts like a mo fo
malibusteversb: and my nose is running like it's from Keyna
malibusteversb: I belive the movie "Ben-Hur" was filmed in Brocton
malibusteversb: I read it on Wikipedia, it is fact
Flutie14787:
I heard "8 Mile" was filmed in Portland
malibusteversb: I heard that as well
malibusteversb: I was asked to be Eminem
Flutie14787:
I thought Jimmy Young was?
malibusteversb: that is true, i refred the director towards him, since I already had prior comments
with Steven Spielberg on making ET 2
Flutie14787: were you cast as ET?
malibusteversb: well it got caned before we started
shooting, Lucus didn't like the idea
malibusteversb: ET comes back to find elliot, and he makes a wrong turn and ends up,
stuck on earth again with yours truley
malibusteversb: It was a master piece
malibusteversb: My mother was going to
be played by Jamie Lee Curtis
malibusteversb: and my dad was going to be played by Samuel L. Jackson
Flutie14787: but
you're not black
malibusteversb: It was more for Politcal reasons
malibusteversb: He's my step-dad
malibusteversb:
My real dad died in the challenger explosion
malibusteversb: Bill Paxton
Flutie14787: I wonder where he is now
malibusteversb:
In a better place
malibusteversb: Rancho Cucamongo CA
malibusteversb: Yea, living next to the guy who made the roll
away onnings
Flutie14787: did he hook him up with some of those?
malibusteversb: Yea, he has 3, one extends over the
pool
malibusteversb: You know with the Sun in Rancho
malibusteversb: It can be a cunt
Flutie14787: what's up for tomorrow?
malibusteversb: Eating
malibusteversb: lots of food
Flutie14787: really?
malibusteversb:
Yea, hot dogs and hamburgers
malibusteversb: I'm going to shower in that shit
Flutie14787: what's the special occassion?
malibusteversb:
I'm getting hungry
malibusteversb: so why not celebrate
malibusteversb: I have an un opened 12 pack
malibusteversb: i was surpised when i was out in the garage
Flutie14787:
where did it come from?
malibusteversb: I bought it
malibusteversb: and forgot about it
Flutie14787: how can you
forget about beer? are you ok?
malibusteversb: apperantly not
malibusteversb: Mallory's brother was working fred. fest when the toilets blew over
malibusteversb: he said there
was shit and piss EVERYWHERE
malibusteversb: and they were put back up, and drunk people were still using them!!!
malibusteversb: I wish I had a time machine
scrouds: why?
malibusteversb: So i could go back 25 years and pay for
your mom's abortion
Flutie14787: I like this one: Hot Water News
malibusteversbpc: hahah
malibusteversbpc: That reminds me of Huey
Lewis and the News
Flutie14787: wow, as soon as you said that, Huey came on my itunes
Flutie14787: scrouds: i resent
being lumped into the same catagory with bennett
malibusteversbpc: What the fuck?
malibusteversbpc: Whatta jerk
Flutie14787:
he didn't like the fact that you also thought of Huey
malibusteversbpc: Shit
malibusteversbpc: I thought of it, Will
thought of it, it came up on your iTunes....YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!
Flutie14787: what does it mean?
malibusteversbpc:
SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN TOMMORW OR TONIGHT
malibusteversbpc: Don't joke about it
malibusteversbpc: Something
is going to get broken tommorw
malibusteversb: Fuck him, I can drink alone
Flutie14787: isn't drinking alone another step towards alcoholism
malibusteversb:
It's a step towards coming to the relazation that I have friends that are dependable as a two legged cat trying to take a
shit
malibusteversb: Sure, it'll work some of the time, but it'll be a mess the rest
malibusteversb: I feel like drinking alot tonight
Flutie14787: where's that AA pamphlet
malibusteversb: I drank
it
malibusteversb: I wonder if Brian is watching this game
Flutie14787: I don't know if his cult allows football
malibusteversb:
Mike Hart played at Michigna
malibusteversb: i think most cults do
malibusteversb: my dad's sleeping or killing a bat right now
Flutie14787: really?
malibusteversb: yea, there is
one in the house
malibusteversb: I'm in my room hiding
malibusteversb: Bat scare me
malibusteversb: he can't hold on to balls
Flutie14787: and you can?
malibusteversb: Hell yes!!
malibusteversb: i wish it was 2001 all over again
malibusteversb: That year was the shit
Flutie14787: why that
one?
malibusteversb: I don't know
malibusteversb: senoir year
malibusteversb: 9/11
malibusteversb: good times
and great oldies
malibusteversb: I miss eating
Flutie14787: well Duane Allman died, didn't want to do much after that
malibusteversb: They make dead rapper albums
all the time
Flutie14787: I guess they could reuse his guitar parts
Flutie14787: I don't know how these dead rappers
still make stuff
malibusteversb: me either
malibusteversb: crazy shit
Flutie14787: I hope Vanilla Ice makes an album
after he dies
malibusteversb: One can only dream
Flutie14787: ice dead baby....dun dun dun dundundun dun
malibusteversb:
that wouldn''t be much of a hit single
Flutie14787: I'm still confused why his album and that song were such huge hits,
yet everyone disregards them now
malibusteversb: because pop music is such a fickle bunch of posers
Flutie14787: is
eminem dead yet?
malibusteversb: No, he will be remembered as being the frist white rapper that black people didn't want
to murder
Flutie14787: go Cardinals!
malibusteversb: damn right
malibusteversb: There will be riots in the streets and pregent
women in the morge
malibusteversb: that''s pittsburg for you, stupid sum' bitches
malibusteversb: You know times are tough when the Dixie cups are found next to bleech at wal mart
Flutie14787: Yankees starting pitching sucks again so far
Flutie14787: not as bad as Cleveland 's though, sheesh
MalibuSteveRSB:
Yea, I know
MalibuSteveRSB: I blame the picturing coach and strength and conditioning coach
Flutie14787: I blame John
Rocker
MalibuSteveRSB: I blame Steve Perry, he lied, he wasn't a city boy born in south Detroit
Flutie14787: but he
was a small town girl living in a lonely world
MalibuSteveRSB: That girl in that song was voted most likely to get raped,
since she takes midnight trains going any where
MalibuSteveRSB: Now that is horrible
MalibuSteveRSB: I had a wild dream last night
Flutie14787: More gorge swimming?
MalibuSteveRSB: No, the assination
of Bill Clinton by Kimbal
Flutie14787: damn
MalibuSteveRSB: Wasn't as good as a-rod and a crushed phone
Flutie14787:
Did Kimble die?
MalibuSteveRSB: No. but I was at the TR and i was asked to leave so they could raid his apartment. I had
to ride around with Brad Perkins to find another tap room. In that journey i saw 4 tornados and 2 large waterspouts. that
is when i woke up.
Flutie14787: What are you eating before you go to bed?
MalibuSteveRSB: A fiber bar
Flutie14787:
Oh that fiber
MalibuSteveRSB: it's fun. do it
Flutie14787: I'm not giving into your peer pressure
MalibuSteveRSB: just try it
once, it is going to change your life
malibusteversb: shit
Flutie14787: what was shit?
malibusteversb: I just took a pills and the only thing I had was
some toast
malibusteversb: So i went and ate a doughnuts
malibusteversb: and a cold potatoe
Flutie14787: nice choices
malibusteversb:
I didn't want to make anything
malibusteversb: and my mom is making christmas cookies, so i didn't want to get in her way
malibusteversb: while watching Dirty Dancing tonight my mom came in my room and said "He's dead, and she got a nose job
and looks completely different" then proceeded to dance "Time of my Life"
malibusteversb: my future wife is going divorce me
malibusteversb: 3d glasses with a fedorra causes women to reconsider
their choices.
malibusteversb: I learned it in health class
malibusteversb: Should I get drunk and play cusin USA at the moose while making comments to Barry Meleen about how he
can't stop me?
Flutie14787: the Erie Zoo opens tomorrow
Flutie14787: Bob sanders from the colts might be there
malibusteversb:
Really? Doing what, playing with the monkeys and feeding dead birds to the Crocs
malibusteversb: I'm going to go throw up and drink some scope
malibusteversb: Stephen still has command and conquer of Dan's, and dan has spryro
Flutie14787: Brian loved Spyro
malibusteversb:
Brian loves his cult now
malibusteversb: he love knows no bounds
malibusteversb: How about I go to Wilson Farms and get a spicey slim jim?
Flutie14787: and an ice cream cone
Flutie14787:
and put it in your mouth at the same time
malibusteversb: No, one or the other
malibusteversb: ick
Flutie14787: slim
jim mcflurry
malibusteversb: I have a feeling that wouldn't be a big seller
malibusteversb: Just got to home not to long ago
Flutie14787: find anyone to go to the movie with you?
malibusteversb:
Nope, went by myself
malibusteversb: I was the only one in the threater
malibusteversb: it was a little weird
malibusteversb: I just dialed your favorite number
Flutie14787: 326-subs?
malibusteversb: Hellz yeaaaa motherfucker!
malibusteversb:
I'm going to get drunk on pizza!
Flutie14787: that's gonna be tough
Flutie14787: you can get fat on pizza though
malibusteversb:
I'm going to get drunk on pizza
malibusteversb: just you wait, naysayyer
malibusteversb: Alex is a whipped ass
malibusteversb: He's gets whipped more than a bad kid in an orphanage
Flutie14787: are you still sick from yesterday?
MalibuSteveRSB: Not really, I slept a long time and I woke up feeling
better
Flutie14787: I bet Tom Baideme did the same thing
MalibuSteveRSB: We have the same view towards getting better
I gurss
MalibuSteveRSB: I did it with out the weed
Flutie14787: now you need to write a poem about your sickness
MalibuSteveRSB:
I was sick, now I'm not. Warm beds and lack of pot
MalibuSteveRSB: I didn't toss my cookies or lose my guts, but I did
enjoy a lot of cashew nuts
MalibuSteveRSB: I am better I do declare, I will now chase big black bears
malibusteversb: Alex and Heather went out to larrys last night
malibusteversb: I didn't go, because it would have
been annoying as shit
malibusteversb: I ate a pot pie and watched The Book of Eli
malibusteversb: Chris C. is a fuckhead!
Flutie14787: his real name is Anthony Cris Collinsworth
Flutie14787: hey
Tony
malibusteversb: He isn't a fucking tony
malibusteversb: There is only one Tony that is fucking awesome
malibusteversb:
tony danze
malibusteversb: danza
Flutie14787: Tony Little?
malibusteversb: well 2 tonys
Flutie14787: Tony the
shoe guy?
malibusteversb: hahahha
malibusteversb: He's cool
malibusteversb: three tony's don't make a right
Flutie14787:
how about four? Tony's Pizza at the grocery store
malibusteversb: Not that guido
Flutie14787: that's racist
malibusteversb:
Well he's a terrible cook
Flutie14787: how about the Red Baron?
malibusteversb: His pizza burns the roof of my mouth
Flutie14787:
I think that's any pizza
malibusteversb: particularly that pizza...the toppings are near the same temp. as the core of
the sun
malibusteversb: My mom is buying a 700 dollar futon
flutie14787: that's one expensive futon
malibusteversb:
I know
malibusteversb: She better fucking sleep on it!
flutie14787: I know, that's more than my mattress and box spring!
malibusteversb:
what size bed?
flutie14787: queen
malibusteversb: wow
malibusteversb: my mom got ripped
flutie14787: haha
flutie14787:
should have bought a pullout couch
flutie14787: where did she buy it?
malibusteversb: Erie
malibusteversb: i'm not
sure what store
flutie14787: hmmm
flutie14787: probably one of the Schultz stores, which are extremely overprized
flutie14787:
John V. Schultz or the other one I can't remember
flutie14787Arthur I think
malibusteversb: I only trust Charles Shultz
malibusteversb:
I don't know
malibusteversb: She made 200+ bucks at her yard sale
flutie14787: it better be nicer than the futon I had
in my dorm room
malibusteversb: It better be
malibusteversb: how much was that one?
flutie14787: I think my grandma
paid like $400 or so for it
flutie14787: I ended up selling it to Trevor before I went to Michigan for like $150
malibusteversb:
ah
malibusteversb: Cool
flutie14787: I wonder if he still has it
malibusteversb: I want to see this before it gets
delivered
malibusteversb: Send him a message on FB
malibusteversb: hahah
flutie14787: I haven't talked to him since
august 2006
malibusteversb: I saw him at school, he subs sometimes
malibusteversb: He sucks up to much
flutie14787:
that's Trevor
malibusteversb: I wish someone bigger and powerfull would call him out on it
malibusteversb: it's crazy
flutie14787: we need Don Reinhoudt to do it
malibusteversb: I didn't say kill him
flutie14787: well, Don Reinhoudt
30 years ago
malibusteversb: He could dead lift trevor while pulling a volvo
flutie14787: true
flutie14787: The Volvo
would be in park
malibusteversb: GTG
malibusteversb: my parents picked up chilli at wendys
malibusteversb: The jv team sucks.
flutie14787: I blame your teaching
malibusteversb: That hurts
flutie14787:
So does bad basketball
malibusteversb: That is true, it's turrbile. Bad fundamentals
flutie14787: You should have brought
your Barkley starting lineup to the game for inspiration
malibusteversb: Hahah, that would only inspire them to eat at
old country buffet
flutie14787: They shouldn't let Tiger on the golf course if he's going to act like a little kid and have a temper tantrum
when he makes a bad shot
malibusteversb: I know, I saw that on ESPN this morning. In all fairness it makes golf more interesting and makes a special
connection with me, I'd do something like that.
flutie14787: True, but you play at Willow Run, not the Masters.
malibusteversb: I need to clean up my temper, because that's the ONLY thing holding me back from going Pro.
flutie14787: I wouldn't care if he did it at Willow Run and drove a cart into the pond. I also wouldn't care if you did
the lawnmower at the Masters in celebration
malibusteversb: I would so do the lawn mower and then chest bump Vern Lunquiest
